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A robot that assaults and runs around captured by Rectface's activities

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 Robot police officer Rectface and a detective are carefully observing the streets. Recently, a robot has been assaulting citizens, and they are chasing it.   The detective asks, "Will that robot really show up here?" Rectface responds, "Based on his pattern of crime, there's a 90% chance he'll show up here. That robot will definitely show up here." Just then, a scream is heard from inside the alley. Rectface runs towards the source of the scream. "Are you okay, Miss?" The detective says to Rectface, "There's a camera recording this area. Quickly, find out who the culprit is." Rectface accessed the police network and checked the footage. A moment later, Rectface pointed to a robot. "That blue robot is the culprit." Rectface immediately ran to the robot. He then lifted the robot's ankles above his head. Looking at the broken robot on the ground, the detective thought, "Than...

What should I do if a robot tries to attack me?

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I'll explain what to do if a robot tries to attack you. Don't panic if this happens. If you're standing on the street and a robot tries to attack you, you'll be shocked. Getting hit by a metal fist is truly terrifying. In that case, spray a slippery liquid, like lotion, in front of the robot. If you have cooking oil or gasoline, spray it. The robot will lose its balance and fall because of the slippery surface. Run away quickly. Alternatively, spray an opaque liquid, like lotion, in the robot's eyes.  Paint or paint is more effective. It won't be able to see until someone clean the liquid off. Run away quickly. I hope this scary thing doesn't happen. What should I do if a robot tries to attack me?